Here something i found on Allakhazam its funny and its really old but i was looking at topics that intrest me heh and for people that go on allakhazam they might have seen it well ill post it below also it come from the samurai topic on things you never want a samurai say hehe
Warrior>> Hey can you start the skillchain w/ Tach Enpi? I can close with Raging Axe.
Samurai>> No.
Warrior>> Why not?
Samurai>> I'm gunna save my tp.
Warrior>> Why, you just used Meditate?
Samurai>> Cuz in 3 minz I'm gunna pwn the mob with a self-skill chain.
Warrior>> uhm... your subbing thf. You really can't do that unless you 2hr.
Samurai>> NOOB! WATCH I PWN THE MOB!
Warrior>> uhm... no you won't trust me.
Samurai>> STFU! I am pwn Sam. I can pwn u. U warrior u can't skillchain w/ me L33er! NOOB! ()@*(@#*()@!
*3 minutes and one failed self-skillchain later*
Warrior>> Congratulations!
Samurai>> Huh!?
Warrior>> I told you not to try it.
Samurai>> STFU I did it b4.
Warrior>> subbing thf?
Samurai>> Ya NOOB! I subbed thf and did it in my last pt.
Warrior>> really!? did you 2hr?
Samurai>> no.
Warrior>> then your lying.
Samurai>> STFU!. Im not lying. Your not a sam how u know?
Warrior>> do you think this is my only job I have leveled?
Samurai>> ...
Warrior>> well its not. I have a level 75 Samurai. I have thf/war/rng subs fully leveled. U think I would know?
Samurai>> ...
Warrior>> drg and war are the only subs you can self-skillchain without 2hr'ing
Samurai>> ... I did it b4
Warrior>> ... ok... well.. pwn'ed... eat it... and start the skillchain with Tach Enpi. TY.
Warrior>> Come again. Tip you waitresses, I'm here all week. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200. Oh and btw. Denile is not just a river in Egypt.
(The names in this instance have been changed to protect peoples stupidity)
Here are some more below
"i don't use haubergeon because it makes me look fat."
"i don't need acc rings, i have dex rings."
"i picked sam cause i wanted to be like the cartoons."
"I is teh ub3r l33t samery all bow b34 me nubs!!!!1111"
"I see your Swartz is as big as mine"
"DEF > ACC"
"Whats a Haubergeon?"
"LEEROOOOOOOY JEEEENNNKINS!!
"I never bothered with AF helmet..."
"samoraiy iz teh suxxorzz N balitsa."
"Samurai TP @ 0%!"
theres alot more one the topic hehe but thats just ramdom ones puted out hehe i will post the link below so you can see for your self if needed
ffxi.allakhazam.com/db/jobs.html?fjob=13;mid=1148769472240617913;page=1
